Black Tears'

Sunday, October 28, 2007

3:44 PM

Yoz, as we all know an inevitable plague is heading this way, it’s the super cool FYP/IAP/OIPP..yea I haven actually learnt anything yet this sem and they already planted this calamity of no holidays after exams.

Nowadays lessons are a whole lot insipid and lifeless. lamentingly gazing at crap DNA, safety & QC… basically lessons are too lengthy for 1 day, no spirit. Practicals are worse, how can there be lack of bloody equipments.. & too much trivial discourse, thus explaining the fucking 4hrs. Hell knows where this is heading to.

How we all wish theres such thing as evolved humans. I'll be one of them, having intuitive aptitude.
Then theres no hassle of learning analytic methods and processing issues. I’ll go ard slicing smart people’s forehead horizontally at the center and take their brains off.
C'mon seriously everyone wished they had special powers..who doesn’t.
And that power of persuasion, when you know that girl wont really listen to you.
And she couldn’t lie all thanks to your telepathy.

Ok fuck, been watching too much Heroes recently.
On a serious note hope something provocative occurs tmr, mindef coming and gonna deploy their recruits to perform an empathic stunt on us.

Anyways, a little joke~
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually.
After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback.
And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
“What happened?” she asks.
“I've never been with a woman,” he says. “But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!”

LOL.

And its not their fault if people came late, the hours in a day are just too short, esp at nite..