Black Tears'

Friday, August 24, 2007

11:27 PM

The dark era of the Exams is upon me again... 3 papers taken down & buried six feet under.. not to say the least but the burial rites for food micro paper has not been proper. how not to when u got several damn pathogens with their onsets & symptoms to encrypt onto the brain cells. just pray dat it might not come back to haunt me later.

The exam room was like a cryogenic chamber..with the air-con plus morning rain outside.Imagine doing ur exams while having cryotherapy, brain cells experiencing ultra-fast freezing. hands also almost frozen how to fuckin write?

As for food ingred paper, i thought i was studying for bakery qualifications cos' most of them related to breads,cakes etc. leavening agents,gluten proteins,emulsifiers.. yea, my memory cells still retain some of the info. then again, the paper was not too hard & the ans to many qns were rather obvious.

if got 'A' i go open a bakery..=)

Human bio & Immuno paper had sickening true or false qns.. sounds more like the game quiz u take when u visit the healthzone/science centre. this paper is buried but not deep deep.

3 more burials to go before liberation on Aug 30th.

Dead Silence, an old-fashioned classic horror movie. producers and director of SAW. Its abt a dead ventriloquist with her neat dolls seeking revenge by cutting off ppl's tongue.nice.
& im abt to watch it in abt 30mins time.

Aiden- We Sleep Forever (Dead Silence Soundtrack)

Just because it's not alive doesn't mean it's dead.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

1:09 PM

Some dudes take life too seriously, like pls be less sensitive over subjective matters..
Sometimes things happen that are just... out of your control
knnbccb,..we have liberation over certain things, mind your own.
Okay,..lets ignore that and liven things up with some humour ...

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.

The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens.

On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10lb. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/ 20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door or after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens.

Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."Absolutely,"he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years".

The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but Adidas running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."
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Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $64,000 Question. The night before the big question, he told the M.C. that he desired a question on American History.

The big night had arrived. Bob made his way on stage in front of the studio and TV audience. He had become the talk of the week. He was the best guest this show had ever seen. The M.C. stepped up to the mic.

"Bob, you have chosen American History as your final question. You know that if you correctly answer this question, you will walk away $64,000 dollars richer. Are you ready?"

Bob nodded with a %&!^y confidence-the crowd went nuts. He hadn't missed a question all week.

"Bob, your question on American History is a two-part question. As you know, you may answer either part first. As a rule, the second half of the question is always easier. Which part would you like to take a stab at first?"

Bob was now becoming more noticeably nervous. He couldn't believe it, but he was drawing a blank. American History was his easiest subject, but he played it safe.

"I'll try the easier part first."

The M.C. nodded approvingly. "Here we go Bob. I will ask you the second half first, then the first half."

The audience silenced with gross anticipation......

"Bob, here is your question: And in what year did it happen??"
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lol..owned.

What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?

Ans: Thanks for coming.

Saturday, August 4, 2007

10:08 PM

SingFest vs BayBeats

Singfest: First time in Singapore, a two-day music event on 8-9 August cum National Day. They say it will see top music artistes from all over the world take will take centrestage at Fort Canning Park.
Seriously.. what fucking bands will be there?
Lets see.. theres Pet Shop Boys, the Stranglers, Sugar Ray, Sasha Bach Band... and theres cyndi lauper and Shaggy.
Those going there shud be mostly youths, they where got listen to shaggy and cyndi lauper? knn their songs where got nice?Who the hell are the Stranglers and Sasha Bach Band? nvm heard before also.
I think they are there just to fill up the empty artiste line-up.

and the rest are just pathetic crappy bands ..
such as Gym Class Heroes, rock bands Avenged SevenFold and Hinder, punk group MXPX, The Academy Is, The Noisettes, Crowned King and Cobra Starship.

As far as i know, Avenged Sevenfold used to be a metalcore band but now headed a little more towards heavy metal and added a harder rock sound. wheres the goddamn hardcore screaming? Their music are turning mainstream..im not suprised if they are gonna turn punk/pop rock

Joining them also in the line up are Malaysian band One Buck Short and local favourite Great Spy Experiment.
Why the hell local and asian bands included in the event..?
Those overseas bands will kinda own them in one way or another.

Then where the fuck are all the underground post hardcore and metalcore bands?
They need better media coverage here in Singapore.
Even so, why isnt Metallica, Pantera, Stratovarius, HammerFall, Children of Bodom, Lacuna Coil, Sonata Arctica, or My Dying Bride on the goddamn line-up list instead?

Other than advertising those retarded bands and screwed up music scene, the whole event is a total mess. Furthermore the tickets are goddamn expensive.
My only thought is that those people with matured music sense would seriously think twice about going to this shit event.

Baybeats: Annual own local indie music festival happening since 2001.. at least here at Esplanade theres more space and multiple bands performing at the same time at different location.
Most of them are of alternative/indie rock. Cant change the genre cos the event title says so.
Unless theres metal music festival a subsidiary of baybeats, maybe metalcore and other hard rock bands can perform in Singapore.

Other than that, i cant comment much cos there are all local bands and some regional bands. but some local bands i never heard before.. seriously they just need more mass media coverage, like Singapore's own local music magazine? radio/tv shows? stores that sell only local rock band albums/merchs?

Otherwise, those 'musically blind' people will just go there for fuck..just because its a local event. or at least fucking know what band is performing on the stage, instead of asking those around you, like a retard.

btw, i tink Giants Must Fall is a nice band.

Dammit... still nid to do start on the bloody food ingredients game board.. zZz

What do you call when a woman says 'fuck you' to a man, and he replies back 'fuck you' to her?

Ans: Oral sex.